Fruit Sticker Forehead

I have a tip for those working in fine dining. Do not, when prepping fruit and/or vegetables that have stickers on them, remove said stickers and attatch them to your forehead. It may seem like a good idea at the time, a reminder of when you were six and stole the stickers off the bananas in the supermarket, parading around with them affixed to yourself for the rest of the day. IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. Your boss could see you, and if he is exceedingly anal about all things being perfect ("YOUR SHOE HAS A SPOT OF GRAY THAT IS 2MM WIDE!! SHOES MUST BE BLACK!!"), then he most definitely will not find your sticker amusing. Even if your boss does not see you, you could, inadvertently, walk out into the dining room with said sticker still on your forehead. This would cause embarrasment for you, and the diners may be less keen on returning to your restaurant, because it is obviously not a very serious place. So be warned.

Not a tomato,
Bee Electric

Note: This warning is not taken from real life experience. Or is it?