Chimney sweeps and cookie freaks

My stomach hurts...I think I ate too many cookies. And too many french fries. Speaking of french fries, we are going to Macker's tomoz! Can you say "Double cheeseburger for 1,30euro"? I can. With my eyes closed.

Did you know that in the Italian version of Mary Poppins, the songs are in Italian, too?

MKay I'm going to sleep now.

Corrupting the children,
Bee Electric

I'm a horrible Journalist

I just realised that y'all never hear a damn thing about my best times, 'cause I always want to write really long detailed entries but never seem to finish & post 'em. Sorry. So here's a quick run down of things I don't think I wrote about:

The Rome Trip
*3 cups of overpriced coffee
*Learning to swear in Serbian
*Wanting to move to this Beautiful city
*Paris on Paris Vogue
*Being in Heart with Alex
*Scamming folks for cute pictures.

Christmas Eve
*So many courses I think I'll die
*Hanging out with the kids...my knees hurt now
*I miss my real Christmas
*Staying up 'till 7am playing poker with my brother's friends
*Long distance "Night Before Christmas" reading with the fam

Christmas
*No church
*Sobbing my guts out over Brokeback Mountain
*Watching King Kong with wired blonde kids
*Lots of lasagna and so many other foods
*Playstation Soccer and Old West themed restaurants

Paris
*Too long of a train ride
*Having to switch seats 'cause people suck
*Watching Hostel on Franco's computer
*Cute Australians with crazy accents
*An even longer bus ride through what looks like home
*Faking an accent until I forget how I talk
*"You're not a girl. You're just a boy with really long hair."
*AutoGrills
*Pretending I'm French
*Sleeping in my Clothes
*Meeting a girl from the Yucatan
*Being the only sober one
*Pizza in Paris?
*"I love you!"
*Finally stylish again
*So much rain
*Eating pastries from Laudrée
*"You have to be 18"
*Can't find the Champs Elysées
*English bookstores and the Virgin Suicides
*Spending money
*Chanel sunglasses
*The Eiffel Tower sparkiling
*Major foot pain
*Being in Colette
*"Foto! Foto!"
*The Mona Lisa people crunch
*The best smelling street in the world
*Finding my journal for sale
*Calling my parents at 4 in the morning
*Samuel L. Jackson in French
*Asking directions
*Finnish girls
*Libian food
*Evian water
*Vogue
*Staying up all night
*Packing at 3am
*Slipping and bruising on the Eiffel Tower
*Watching everyone sleep on the bus ride home
*Making snow angels in the Alps wearing a summer dress
*Bacon Royals and Coca Cola Light
*Saying goodbye
*Dragging my suitcase and almost crying
*Sleeping sick on the train back to Napoli
*Hello new family



Yep.

Wishing for some maple syrup,
Bee Electric